1. Giving Vixen, for use if/when she should die, hence fulfilling Project Woven Death
2. Taking lunch to the annual Cannibals Picnic
3. Burning with Til Lindeman inside, until he gets out, as part of an awesome pyrotechnics display.
4. Parodying the Easter story, without the worries about air from a normal coffin.
5. A cradle for an extremely obese american baby
6. A large basket for an assortment of cats
7. The bed of a hippy vampire
8. An impromptu hiding place in a horror film
9. A place to hide the body*
10. A way to prove that the rockband you, an ex-basket-weaver, are lead singer for, is truly awesome.
This post (כ) Kingreaper: Found coming up with uses for wicker coffins surprisingly hard, but had help from Vix.
*"It's in the wicker coffin officer" "Wicker coffin? Are you having a laugh? You damn punk kids!"
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