Author in transit*

I'm finally leaving London, and going to Manchester. Next on my list is New York, then Orleans. Not New Orleans, Orleans, just because I have the idea that Orleans is identical to New Orleans, just slightly more out of date:
"Oh, I say, there appears to be a conglomeration of sodomites meandering and philandering along the boulevard, what is occuring?"
"Don't worry my good man, it's just Fat Tuesday."
"You mean to imply that this occurs every tuesday?"
"Oh, no, only on this one tuesday before the lenten fast."
"How dare you despoil the grand christian traditions!"
"Quite easily."

*both draw their swords from their swordcanes*
"Have at you!"

This post (כ) Kingreaper: living in a bizzarre fantasy-land.

*A white transit van, please help, they've kidnapped me!