Thursday, 6 September 2007

The project gets a home

One not-actually-drunken night, after watching the Simpsons movie, me and my good friend Vixen were chatting, and when the subject of funerals came up she mentioned a desire to have a wicker coffin produced by Til Lindemann of Rammstein
Thus was born:
Project Woven Death*
*It would be hard for me to think of a more melodramatic name for this; which is the only reason I haven't.

My aim is to find a way to persuade Mr. Lindemann to produce this coffin using his keenly honed basket-weaving skills.
But first, we must contact him; and that is where you come in. Keep checking back here, invite your friends to look, and spread the word. Eventually, someone in a position to tell Til about it will hear, and then it will be a simple matter of convincing him to do something totally insane. Given as this is the entire point of Rammstein, I don't expect too much trouble in that phase of the project.

In the month since its inception, Project Woven Death has already gained one celebrity supporter, Robert Rankin was recruited while I was on a day out with Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers

This post (כ) Kingreaper: Plans to update at least once a week (tuesday or thursday) with info or fun things to do.

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