Uni* Will Not Keep Me Down

Despite a crushingly heavy schedule of drinking, partying, and even the occasional lecture or two, I have managed to begin updating my other two blogs.
Hence it is time for me once again to begin blogging about funerals, music, humour and other such things.
In other words it's time to give you the Top Ten Music Lyrics That're Better When You Misunderstand Them.

Except, umm, I can only remember one.

Ok then, here's the Top One Music Lyrics That're Better When You Misunderstand Them:

From Jack Off Jill's** "Don't Wake the Baby":

What I heard:
Daddy please you're scaring the clown
He likes me more with his pants down

It always brings a smile to my face. I mean, it's sick. But it's funny. And funnyness wins out.

But apparently it's:

Daddy feeds the scary clown
He likes me more with his pants down

This isn't exactly sick. Because it makes no sense. It doesn't even make enough sense be surreal. How can you not make enough sense to fit into non-sensical style of humour


This post (c) Kingreaper: My new themetune is apparently "Pentagram" by Cake. And "Particleman" by They Might Be Giants. Because I'm odd enough to be an anime***, and awesome enough to have more than one season.

*I'm triumphing over adding versity
**If you don't know Jack Off Jill, look them up. You will not be disappointed.
*** And hence get good, and original, themetunes each season.